Fuck Back-to-School

This is how I kicked its ass forever.

Stop what you’re doing and jump in, right now. There’s a golden land of awesome just over the horizon, and we’re getting the fuck outta here and not looking back.

I’m gonna show you how I beat the thick, sagging, navy-blue blues of back-to-school. Mine were worse than yours because I grew up in a place where summer lingered into late-October, followed sw…