Fuck Nora Ephron's Bikini

And all the other swimsuits

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Years ago I went on a date with a man whose insecurity about women took the form of pretentious date questions. He fired them at me with his eyes half-closed and his body slumped down in his chair, as if he were on the verge of dozing off. The only one of his questions I r…