Midlife Jeans Breakthrough

This time I got it right!

Do not invite me into your retail establishment. I’m serious. I am a wild, whirling dervish of chaos, especially if it’s a clothing store. I need to pick things up and feel them, and inspect them thoroughly. I turn them inside out and examine their seams. I stretch them to their full length and width, testing for give and strength. I read all the labels…