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Slob Goblins of Hope

Slob Goblins of Hope

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Alicia Dara
Jun 23, 2025
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The title of this piece came to me first, as is often the case. It bubbled up from the deep sludge of my subconscious and rang true immediately. I am a slobby goblin in the wake of three periods in 40 days (thanks, perimenopause!). Sweatpants, ponytail, hate-watching dumb shows while over-snacking. When I meet with clients I throw makeup on my face and …

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