Slob Goblins of Hope

It me.

The title of this piece came to me first, as is often the case. It bubbled up from the deep sludge of my subconscious and rang true immediately. I am a slobby goblin in the wake of three periods in 40 days (thanks, perimenopause!). Sweatpants, ponytail, hate-watching dumb shows while over-snacking. When I meet with clients I throw makeup on my face and …